Usenet Flame Form

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              2) Post As A Reply to Usenet Drivel.
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Dear:

 [ ] Clueless Newbie  [ ] Lamer       [ ] AOLer       [ ] Meee tooooo'er
 [ ] Troll            [ ] Pervert     [ ] Dumbass     [ ] Idiot
 [ ] Loser            [ ] Scammer     [ ] Spammer     [ ] Moron
 [ ] Nazi pig         [ ] (censored)  [ ] Dickhead    [ ] Header Forger
 [ ] Scumbag          [ ] Bigot       [ ] Fed         [ ] Monkey Spank
 [ ] Dumbass who can't find the CAPS LOCK button      [ ] Lousy Parent

You Are Being Flamed Because:

 [ ] You suck                         [ ] Your sig sucks
 [ ] You posted a MEEE TOOOOOO!       [ ] You piss me off
 [ ] You started an off-topic thread  [ ] You're an idiot
 [ ] You crossposted to more than five newsgroups
 [ ] You posted a "What is Netscape?"
 [ ] You posted a "How do I turn these characters into a picture?"
 [ ] You posted an attempt to defend America Online
 [ ] You posted racist, anti-semetic, or otherwise prejudiced [garbage]
 [ ] You posted an ad where it isn't welcome
 [ ] You posted a non-binary to a binaries newsgroup
 [ ] You posted a binary to a non-binaries newsgroup
 [ ] You posted an argument that has been made a googol times
 [ ] You posted an argument that has been made a googolplex times
 [ ] You posted an argument, then contradicted yourself
 [ ] You posted another "You all suck" message
 [ ] You posted a request for warez sites
 [ ] You posted a request for warez
 [ ] You posted a request for AOHell
 [ ] You posted a lame attempt at phishing
 [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post and added a one line reply
 [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post and didn't add any reply
 [ ] You posted with a subject that tells nothing about your message
 [ ] You posted a one or two line message that makes no sense
 [ ] You posted a blank message
 [ ] You asked if anyone on this newsgroup is more than X years old
 [ ] You started a long, stupid thread
 [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [ ] You revived a long dead thread
 [ ] You posted an obvious troll
 [ ] You posted pretending to be someone you're not (See "troll" above)
 [ ] You posted using a forged header
 [ ] You e-mailed a reply to a message with a forged header
 [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
 [ ] You posted some other make money quick scam
 [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs hoping everybody will think you're cool
 [ ] You posted basically the same thing multiple times
 [ ] You let your kid access your account, with disasterous results
 [ ] You posted flame bait

To Repent, You Must:

 [ ] Give up posting for a week       [ ] Post something that makes sense
 [ ] Give up masturbating for a week  [ ] Post a public apology
 [ ] Cancel your AOL account          [ ] Read the FAQ
 [ ] Learn about netiquette           [ ] Type FORMAT C: and press enter
 [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [ ] Bust up your hard drive with a hammer and eat it
 [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [ ] Park your car in your garage, get in, close the garage door,
     and let the engine hum you to sleep
 [ ] Go step in front of a cement truck
 [ ] Forward your post to your postmaster, perhaps he's interested
 [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a week
 [ ] Only use your real name when you post from now on
 [ ] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed
 [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
 [ ] All of the above
 [ ] Other ______________________________

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [ ] Blow me                          [ ] (censored)
 [ ] Go to hell                       [ ] Eat [garbage]
 [ ] Shut (censored) up from now on   [ ] I pity your dog
 [ ] Never post again                 [ ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
 [ ] Take your [garbage] somewhere else
 [ ] Learn to post or get the (censored) off Usenet
 [ ] Write your advertisement on a piece of paper, roll it up
     really tight, and cram it up your (censored)
 [ ] All of the above

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