20 different people you might meet in the bathroom

1. Excitable:
   Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable:
   Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Cross eyed:
   Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid:
   Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back.
5. Indifferent:
   All urinals taken, pisses in sink.
6. Clever:
   No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried:
   Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous:
   Plays stream up, stream down, and tries to hit other urinals.
9. Absent minded:
   Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish:
    Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles.
11. Sneak:
    Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent.
12. Patient:
    Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.
13. Desperate:
    Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough:
    Bangs dick on the side of urinal to dry.
15. Efficient:
    Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16. Fat:
    Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.
17. Little:
    Stands on a box, falls in and drowns.
18. Drunk:
    Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled:
    Stands for a while, fires up, walks away.
20. Conceited:
    Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.