Jokes

I have now put over 100 jokes back online. These are what I have been sent via e-mail and I don't even collect them actually - so don't send any more! Now sorted into categories and reformated. Enjoy them!

Please see the Joke of the Day site for a much better collection of jokes!

Auf Deutsch gibt's natürlich auch eine ähnliche Site: Witz des Tages

Animals
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wild Animal Park

Christmas
The 12 Days of X-Mas in modern times...
The 12 Days of Technology Before Christmas/Solstice
William F. Buckley's Ecstatic Yuletide
Eine Weihnachtsgeschichte (Deutsch)
The Night Before Christmas: Microsoft Version
Politically Correct Santa
Weihnachtsbeleuchtung (Deutsch)

Computers
Wenn Betriebssysteme eine Fluggesellschaft betrieben... (Deutsch)
Diary of an AOL User
101 uses for AOL disks
Computer auf Deutsch (Deutsch)
Top Ten Computer Related Phobias for the Nineties
Toaster Software Development Project History
Usenet Flame Form
Geek Speak
In the Beginning
Help Line problems
Home on the Web
IBM Jokes
Der etwas andere Kettenbrief(Deutsch)
Netscape "about"
Netscape Navigator Easter Eggs
Wenn Betriebssysteme eine Fluggesellschaft betrieben...(Deutsch)
Peter Lewis
Things Change
Verhaltensregeln (Deutsch)

Computers: Microsoft
Bill Gates bei McDonalds (Deutsch)
Fensterln'98 (Deutsch)
Bill Gates Dies
Hell 95
Important People
Microsoft Pix
GM Technology like Microsoft
Microsoft Conducts Nuclear Test
20 Dinge, die anders waeren, wenn Microsoft Autos bauen wuerde (Deutsch)
Headline-Microsoft Buys U.S. Government
New BSOD for Windows OS
Thus Spake Gates
Tough Choices
Windows 2000
Windows 2000 Source Code
Y2K Conversion Completion

Computers: Viruses
Email Viren (Deutsch)
PC Virus
VIRUS WARNUNG (Deutsch)
Virus Warnung!!! (Deutsch)
Viruses
Viruses 2
Viruses 3

Culture
Some Memorable Bumper Stickers
Horrorscope
Never Judge a Book by its Author
Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies
Star Trek

Dirty
20 different people you might meet in the bathroom
Gerbil Report
Honey Balls
Hook Sales
In the Dark
Jokes
Making a Puppy
How to Kill a Missouri Eel
Monica's Testimony
muscles
Night Off
Penis
Pharmacist
The Pope and a Bear
Q-Tip Rectal Thermometers
Rectum Stretcher
Special High Intensity Training
Shit
The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex
Severity Symbols for Problems
Tonto Kowalski
American Tourist in Spain
Two Brothers
Uncle Frank

Intelligence
1997 Darwin Awards
This Years Darwin Awards
1998 Darwin Awards
1999 Darwin Awards
An alternative history of the world
A Moron and his Dog
Having a Bad Day?
Crashes
Some Seriously "Deep Thoughts" from Jack Handy...
Five Stages Of Drunkenness
Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
Fun with Mathematics
Rechenaufgabe (Deutsch)
Caution-Gene'yus at Wurk
Healthy Eating
Humorous Thoughts
Light Bulb Jokes
Theories
A Few Things to Think About
Wahnsinn (Deutsch)
The Wild Blue Yonder

Jobs
Things to Do in a Boring Office
Memorable Interviews
Get a Job!
Lawyer Jokes
Mahatma Fahtal Error (Deutsch)
Musicians
Rock Band Names
Try Saying

Language
Down South
Ed Zachery Disease
Funny Sentences
Geekonics
Actual Newspaper Headlines
It's its
Labels
Towards a monoglot Europe
Parenting Vocabulary
Some things to ponder
Room Service
25 of the World's Shortest Books
Sniglets - Useful Definitions for Everyday Life
Style Invitational
Thoughts for the Day
Truisms

Men-Women
Rules for Women (by men)
Top Ten List of Things Not to Have Barbie Say
25 Good Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women
Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better Than Men
Eine Weihnachtsgeschichte (Deutsch)
The Genie
Girlfriend Installation Problems
Golf
The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy
Why It's Great to Be a Guy
Male Engineers as Blonds
Showers
In defence of an institiution
Men vs. Women
Men & Women 2
The 23 Best Men Jokes Of The Year
More on Blondes...
Men - Multiple Choice
A Snail's Pace
The Perfect Day

Nationality
Canadian Revenge
Europeans
We're Americans-Out Of Our Way!
Texas-California-Washington

Politics
Banenenforschung (Deutsch)
Clinton Sucks
Lincoln & Kennedy
News Stories Besides Monica Lewinsky
Ridiculous Government Paperwork
Clinton's Pig
Teflon Bill's Speech

Quotes
Misquotes
Favorite Quotes

Religion
Adam and Eve Stuff
Business is Business
The Great Debate
For Jehovah's
Jesus Christ
No vice
Religious Programming
Some Religious Truths
The Son

Science
Medical Terminology (not official...)
How Some Specs Live Forever

Stories
A Scary Story

Technology
Technology
Words for a New World

Trivia
Trivial Trivia

Valentines
Celebrate Valentine's Day the Babelfish way!
Valentine's Day

Jokes

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